Mozhurel pulled Kerrick roughly from the
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Mozhurel pulled Kerrick roughly from the circle. "Young man, you should not be casting sigils if you have ugly fonts in your soul." Kerrick said, "But they're decorative!" Mozhurel
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splashed Kerrick with holy water, threw him roughly to the floor, and went about erasing the circle. "Decorative or not, you shouldn't tempt fate, young one." Kerrick rolled
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a 13 and made his saving throw. "Your holy water is no match for my Cloak of Resistance! Magic Missile!" Kerrick tossed a Dorito at the Dungeon Master.
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The Dungeon Master had a saving throw. 12! Kerrick had lost. Kerrick had a choice, go back to the slime pit or pretend to be tired and go home.
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But then Kerrick realized: the DM doesn't need a saving throw! So who was this imposter running the game? Then he heard a belch behind the DM screen & saw a grey warty forehead
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Saying something in Gibberish. He had never seen a forehead speak! The film trailer for "The Worst Toilet in Scotland" played on a huge screen and the audience applauded for 1 hour
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and stomped their feet in unison at every flush. The sounds were thunderous, and eventually security officers were called to the scene. The story made the evening news
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under the headline "THUNDERTOILETS?" and millions of people were afraid to flush, lest they go deaf. Bears found the woods full of humans and took advantage of the situation.
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They were pitching Bear bands. Boys bands was so over we could see it's dirty underwear. Some of it was dirty because of us but lets not go into that. No, the bear bands deserved a
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better chance in all this hoo-ha of made up bands. Who doesn't love watching gay, big hairy men in spandex and g-strings dance it up? I SURE THE HELL DO! I once
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- 2017-02-24 18:04:40
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Woab Feb 25 2017 @ 11:14
mporkwing, I would welcome you into the "We Left the Last Line Unfinished" Clubhouse, but it all ready crammed full with the rest of us. As soon as I can make my way out the window you may enter. Until then, please try not to trod on our tulips.
mporkwing Feb 25 2017 @ 15:48
Hahaha this noob has no idea what you are talking about. But I think to say is... uh thanks. :P
mporkwing Feb 25 2017 @ 18:46
Then a few years later I get what you are saying. FINISH THE STORY. Yeah, gonna pull the "noob" card one more time, I didn't notice the last person, finish the story prompt. No more tulips will be smashed. I promise.
LordVacuity Feb 26 2017 @ 16:09
-baited a bear while in Mother Russia but when it got too frisky a shirtless Putin wrestled it off me and rode it off into the Siberian sunset.
mporkwing Feb 26 2017 @ 16:12
for some reason futique's comment made me think of a heavy metal nerd band named IWRESTLEDABEARONCE.
SlimWhitman Feb 26 2017 @ 19:36
We should do a story about that... http://foldingstory.com/bz33b/
Woab Feb 28 2017 @ 15:32
I wrestled a noob, once. It was me! I wrestled with my noobness.