He'd spent eight years in jail for causing

He'd spent eight years in jail for causing an accident that killed an entire family. Kids died. He'd plead innocent, but went to jail. His eyes rose. Toyota had announced a recall

on his life. Well, technically, could it be called a "life"? He was a robot, after all, Toyota's top of the line model. But that didn't change the fact that he'd killed a family.

No, in fact it might assure his position of Toyota's top robot because he had killed the top engineer and his family. He was horrified when he saw the model that was to replace

Genghis Khan, except with tits and in a coma. But as luck would have it, there was a large demand for that sort of thing. That demand came from

the Mongol community mostly. Their numbers had been growing recently, which was surprising considering their preference for hairy and comatose women. It was usually the lively ones

who were picked from the pack to carry the largest puppies to the dog show.

My money is on the hound. Perfect color, clear eyes and smart as a whip. No telling what the judges will think but to me he is

the most glorious creature I had ever laid my eyes on, and for that he will forever hold a place in my heart while

I walk into the technicolor sunset, clutching his photo to my breast and weeping.