The governor's staff refused to confirm or

The governor's staff refused to confirm or deny he had been badgering the cherry dolphin.
The cherry dolphin was the rarest of the bunch, sneaky little suckers. The swim deep in the gumball forest, and are known to only come out at high tide on the nights of the full
monty of the all the members of the platypus village on the edge of the rainbow river. The platypus village was best known for its
enormous waterfall shaped as a platypus' tail. Conveniently located on the end of a winding path just wide enough to carry the sacrificial fruit and people that please the Gods of
the Hackaloogey was a trampoline that allowd the victims to get some real height before plunging into the depths of the volcano. Sometimes you'd get a jet of lava from where they
had created an air pocket on impact. Synchro tramp was also a favourite for the crowds since it started in the 2000 Sydney Olympics. A tough coaching regime had lead to
o many athletes into drug abuse. The Olympic committee required more relaxed new age coaches for their Laxathons. It's been 1100 years with no new records.
Suddenly, a new champion appeared literally out of the woodwork, dressed finely and smoking an expensive cigar. When asked for his name, he merely said "I am Snoot."
"Isn't that Toons spelled backwards?" Someone yelled. "Is it?" Snoot asked. "I believe so," said an older woman wearing a ski mask. "Well, isn't that something," Snoot was amused
, but only that becaused he "noitevnoc ot toons a dekcoc".

3 Comments

inatick Aug 28 2015 @ 05:10

So there is a weird village somewhere where people train to jump on trampolines so they can spectacularly bounce into volcanoes and Snoot is the current champion of this strange activity?
Chaz Aug 28 2015 @ 08:40

I heard that Brazil had to build an active volcano for the 2016 olympics.
jayursus Sep 02 2015 @ 17:42

And I heard that Uruguay has secretly already built one and is busy training sacrificial victims at the rate of ten a day.

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