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Kevin gave up trying to punch and charged

  • Kevin gave up trying to punch and charged her. Trying to dance out of the way, Iris’s emotions got the best of her and she kicked helplessly into Kevin’s chest.
  • Kevin Smith laughed at her attempts to hurt him. It was no good. He'd constructed shock-absorbing adipose body armor and inserted under his skin. He was crafty and fat.
  • and crafty with fat. As she continued to bloody her fists on his armor, Kevin Smith revealed a 1/80 scale model of the Clerks set carved from lard.
  • So she grabbed the lard, opened Kevin Smith's face, and shoved the lard replica down his fat, bearded face. Obnoxious sheezy college kiddie stoners mourned him choking to death.
  • Jason Mewes was quite sad of his co-stars death as well. "NOW KEVIN WILL FOREVER LIVE HIS ROLE AS SILENT BOB!" Now that he's dead, the burial was to be held in a giant glass bong
  • covering Kevin's swimming pool. Jason held the sermon between hits which filled the glass dome. Kevin was lying in an open coffin on an inflatable cushion.
  • Everyone sitting under the dome began to laugh uproariously. Oh the absurdity of it all! Jason stared for what seemed to be a looooong time at the funeral crowd. Kevin's body
  • was no body at all, but just Spam rolled up and shaped to look like a corpse. But if Kevin wasn't there, did that mean Kevin wasn't dead? And if Kevin wasn't dead, was he just
  • not interested anymore? The spam body twitched a little & then slowly rose up from its pool of jelly & fat. It shook its porky locks & started to wail "My baby! Where's my baby?
  • .." Satisfied, The Evangelist let the ink dry on the parchment and lay down for a well earned rest. "At last, a parable that will live on after me!" thought John smugly, and slept.

2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jul 19 2013 @ 01:59

    Someone resurrected Spambaby.

  2. PurpleProf Jul 19 2013 @ 03:05

    Berryfine! :)

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