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There is a direct correlation between the

  • There is a direct correlation between the quality of wine one consumes with the quality of experiences that occur after consumption. I learned this the hard way when I sucked down
  • an entire box of wine one night and the straw went missing.i found it a few days latter.Actually,my girlfriend found it but could not get passed this episode and we broke up.
  • I was thinking of buying a box of chocolate and some flowers, to make up with her. But when I tried to go by her place, an old lady opened the door and told me that she was living
  • in sin with some old carnival barker from Jersey shore. This old woman's confession was quite repugnant and made me think of Grand Mama. I decided to see this love nest for myself
  • and set out for Jersey. The love pad was decorated with pink leopard faux fur and zebra prints. There were gold filigree leg lamps and tassels every where. I held my nausea in
  • breathing heavily into a brown paper bag. I never saw a love pad like this one, before or since. The mirrored ceilings would take some getting used to and
  • the dizzying aroma of the strangely scented candles was making me feel all flushed and tingly. I stretched out luxuriously on the plush velvet bed. When I saw my reflection in the
  • Glass fishtank that sat heavy on the hallway dresser. The blue glow of the fluorescent ligt created an eerie presence to the figures in the family portrait hanging above. I froze
  • and then slowly turned my head to look at the painting again! IT Was all true what they were saying because there I was in that picture pointing out to you the reader the get me ou
  • T of this bloody place. The painter had just won a prize for it. I painted him with a lion's head and tail. That wpon the same prize the following year. He didn't recognise himself
Started
2014-06-20 19:20:50
Finished
2017-03-20 22:53:06

2 Comments

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    sundancer Mar 21 2017 @ 12:30

    WOW! This was a good one!
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    LordVacuity Mar 21 2017 @ 23:40

    Alas, many of us do not recognize him either, or ourselves sometimes.

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