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Jedi Hand waited hat in hand for the door

  • Jedi Hand waited hat in hand for the door to open. A hat selected for its texture, in the hope that Lurch would like it when JH visited the Addams residence for a play-date with
  • the dark side of the Force. Jedi Hand laughed. How foolish the Wookiee padawan "Lurch" had been. He would join the Sith or die. No-one could stand in the way of JH's unlimited
  • ambition. The Wookie Padawan sensed untold evil leagues deep within Jedi Hand. It made him mad. No, anger only seduces you to the dark side. Patience. The Wookie focused on
  • happy thoughts, like a gourd full of Thikklian brandy. Jedi Hand could sense the Wookie Padawan's weakness for liquour and pulled the tap down, filling a pint of
  • Dirk's Drano for the megasized furball. The Wookie pounded the pint and it went straight through him. He said "Arhhhggghhahrrrrr". Jedi Hand just smiled and nudged Jedi Shariff to
  • wake him up. Six Dagobah daiquiris later, Jedis Sharriff and Hand were stumbling up and out. Suddenly Jedi Shariff backed away from the bar. "Careful there! You almost stepped in
  • that manhole.", Hand said. "you should know better not to trust me, old friend." he replied, and dropped underground. Hand followed him gingerly under de tapcaf and
  • Foot followed. Hand grabbed a meat cleaver and cut off Foot. Toes 1 to 10 were placed on Dr.Demento 's desk and lectured on how Foot was wanted for 3,586 murders and listened to
  • "ghetto music", which lead to Foot's ruination. But somehow Foot managed to escape the police for years, disguising himself as a torso with a jewel in its belly button. People were
  • fighting off walkers then, so a naked torso with pierced belly button just lying on the sidewalk was no biggy. Foot kept his toes until someone thought of removing the "jewel". RIP
Started
2014-05-22 19:55:44
Finished
2016-08-24 14:01:51

6 Comments

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    Woab Aug 24 2016 @ 14:41

    LOL, Ice!
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    IceSquad Aug 24 2016 @ 14:52

    Great setup as usual, Woab
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    Woab Aug 24 2016 @ 15:01

    Thank you. Are you gonna "like" any lines in the finished posts?
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    IceSquad Aug 24 2016 @ 15:18

    Duh, Woab, if I feel they deserve it.
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    SlimWhitman Aug 24 2016 @ 16:04

    Nice, a new Jedi Hand story with a Torso doppelgänger. Here's the original Jedi Hand just for completeness sake: http://foldingstory.com/9d8ss/ oh, and I like all your comments so far.
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    SlimWhitman Aug 24 2016 @ 16:32

    @Blasted. I know who you were trying to fix up, but on foldingstory handpicked blind dates often go awry.

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