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The white blob of Ceres really just wanted

  • The white blob of Ceres really just wanted to be left alone after all it had been through and thought it had found a safe haven, but NO -- now even the dimwits of Earth were
  • putting up resorts left and right and importing beaches and "authentic" boys for their cabanas. There was room for all & more in the swiss cheese interior of Ceres. Damn Old Earth!
  • The stunning crystalline inclusions in the caverns of Ceres rapidly turned into a chinzy exploitive tourist trap. Space ship loads of tourists came thorough. Then the horta awoke
  • with dry mouth and a pounding headsache. SHE belched fire and ice through the Cerevic caverns, cleansing the cancerous pockets of intruders. Satisfied, the horta emerged into clear
  • water. I trailed a line of goo that reminded me of a snail. I knew it was deadly but I couldn't bring myself to kill the last one. So I scaled the wall the horta right behind me. I
  • let out a terrific bean blast that propelled me over the last inch of wall and just out of reach of the horta's grasp. I was free! My snail-killing shift was at an end! To the dog
  • -goned heart of Hades with the lot of them! I was gonna march right up to the boss' office and tell him where to stuff it. But, he was out playing golf, so I went to Taco Bell for
  • a Royale with cheese. The cashier reminded me I was not at a McDonald's in Paris but in a Taco Bell in Hell and did I want that animal style. That stumped me. Did I come across as
  • a hipster doofus that doesn't recognize when he's in Hell? Because he wasn't like that at all. He wasn't sure if he was getting a Royale with cheese animal style or Taco Bell shit.
  • Either way, this was Hell. Hell with terrible food.
Started
2015-01-25 22:36:53
Finished
2022-10-14 12:58:52

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