The luminous figure, off to the East, was

The luminous figure, off to the East, was known as the Beauty Bell Tower, where all the birds gathered to chirp their tune. Where many luscious flowers threw, ripe for the picking

of the next president of Brazil. If the beautiful brazillian cauliflower flower saw it's shadow, Mariah Carey would be the new president. If not, it will be a civil war. It appears

, however, that the sun rose directly above the cauliflower! So it had no shadow whatsoever.. Mariah tried to argue a redraw but a civil war broke out anyway. "How tragic" said

Mariah, "that a shadowless cauliflower should start a war!" She had over-simplified the matter as usual. That cauliflower had taken over the garden and forced all the vegetables

to perform manual labor. At sunrise each day, the vegetables would have to "toss" the salad into the awaiting bowls until their were 100 bowls on the

bench ready to be served to the patrons. The vegetables only earned a measly pittance of $0.50 an hour. They'd had enough. The carrots started a union and encouraged everyone to

form their own. The beans took the carrots' advice and made the Beans for Betterment Union. The onions thought the carrots and beans were being absurd. But they did make $0.90

The onions felt that they were worth more than ninety cents but also knew that was a lot that most of the others and didn't want there to be any resentment because of that. They jo

ked that they'd have to come up with an entire ad campaign to promote themselves as the sexiest of vegetables. Of course, they had to spin the whole "crying" thing into a positive

light but that wouldn't be too hard. Maybe something to the effect of, "My girlfriends eyes were 'leeking' when I proposed to her, probably because I proposed with an onion ring."