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Gallantry is often used in respect of actions

  • Gallantry is often used in respect of actions that are not gallant. When seeking to appeal to the fairer sex it is how gentleman-like your behaviour is that shall determine
  • how much nookie one receives. Observe. The professor started drawing an graph on the white board. But there was no one in the class. Behind the two way mirror was Putin.
  • Using a microphone in the hidden room, Putin asked the Professor what he'd been doing with his time, besides "doodling". The Prof brazenly yelled, "Putin, OUT!" A pause. Then giggl
  • ed. Putin was confused, and didnt want to be the gimp anymore, the ball gag kind of hurt and the choking didnt help the situation either. The Prof wanted Putin more than ever and
  • the choking was actually somewhat of a turn on and he didn't even realize it, but there was a big elephant in the room and that was Gorbachev their secret affair was affecting
  • his street cred as a nu metal band rapper. Gorbachev had been working on his vocals for a Limp Bizkit cover band that was gaining momentum. This secret affair would hurt the band.
  • He put on a mask to hide his shame; that's when Slipknot called. "Yo, Gorbachev, lookin' bad-ASS. Wanna pound drums and rappity-rap some verses?' Gorbachev liked breaking barriers
  • with his forehead, which was the actual source of the unusual mark. It was mere coincidence that the mark resembled the political boundary of the Koreas. Gorby agreed, but insisted
  • Regan just give him some body space. "Back up about a foot." Ron still stared at Gorbachev's bald pate. "It's like a looking at clouds..." Mikhail tipped further back in his chair.
  • Ron gently kissed the birthmark on his forehead. It disappeared. A miracle! Could the Ruskies carry on being commies with direct evidence that God was American? The answer's nope.
Started
2013-05-01 06:54:07
Finished
2013-10-21 04:51:59

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    lucielucie Oct 21 2013 @ 16:44

    No wonder there's all these problems on the Korean border. 'It's like looking at clouds' hahahha

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