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The street ninja named Trevor Walker prowled

  • The street ninja named Trevor Walker prowled the streets in the dead of night. He knew what he had to do, he had to
  • to stay invisible because he was a street ninja, so Trevor sprang on to the top of a parked VW bus, facing downhill on a steep SF street. Its parking break snapped when he landed
  • on the top of a cable car. Trevor, invisible street ninja of San Francisco, had to avoid the high voltage wires and paying a fare. His mission was to sneak into a Sourdough bakery,
  • sabotage Pinkie Pie's muffins, then distribute free shortbread among the masses! Unfortunately pretzels were all the rage, and Trevor could find no sourdough in San Fran. Just lots
  • of fruits and nuts, and the random squirrel. Luckily, there was plenty of mustard which worked well for
  • the R O U S (Rodent Of Unusual Size) that we were currently roasting on a spit over our campfire. The fat was popping and sizzling and the smell was absolutely
  • eyewatering. Finally half of the huge rodent was slapped in a bun & given to me by an unseen hand. Of course, there was no mustard - take that as read. I had to gag it down without
  • any sauce or even a chaser. The cook asked how it was, and I pushed back the urge to purge. I squeaked, "Mm, that was the best dang rat burger I've had in weeks!"
  • I pursed my ratty-tasting mouth and held two fingers up to my lips to keep myself from puking. My cheeks bulged & my eyes bugged out. The cook kept his beady eyes on me, daring me
  • to chew,or swallow.Or to take another bite.I spat the whole thing at his face instead.And ran...I ran to Iran and never came back to that hell mouth.But I did feel bad for the cook
Started
2011-08-19 13:54:27
Finished
2013-07-01 12:17:31

6 Comments

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    lucielucie Jul 02 2013 @ 07:06

    I like how there was plenty of mustard, & then there was no mustard. Availability of mustard is obviously a shared concern amongst us.
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    49erFaithful Jul 02 2013 @ 11:18

    A running joke among some friends is that if you screw up your punishment is to 'get the corndog with no mustard'. Severe consequences indeed.
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    lucielucie Jul 06 2013 @ 06:04

    I will always add to a fold which has mustard in it.
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    Serpa Jul 13 2013 @ 13:42

    Is there mustard in Iran?
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    foldmeonce Jul 13 2013 @ 14:30

    I think, 'Iran' out of mustard a long time ago.
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    lucielucie Jul 14 2013 @ 09:07

    haha foldmeonce!

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