The Sacred Shroud of Turin provides enough

The Sacred Shroud of Turin provides enough DNA to sample the complete genetic sequence of Jesus Christ. A scientist attempts to clone Jesus, if the Vatican allows him so.

I was figuring the cloned Jesus might be played by that Beiber boy so we could get that whole tween demographic and of course Tom Hanks plays the cloning scientist for the boomers.

Cloned Jesus (Beiber) and Hanks (the cloning scientist) struggle to publish the genome of Christ on the internet. The internet is revealed to be the earthly incarnation of Satan.

Rick smiled with satisfaction. The campfire crackled. "That's a stupid ghost story," said Timmy. Basically its what everyone thought. "Here's one that'll make you piss your pants.

There once was a man from Nantucket..." At Rick's ominous tone, the children huddled close with terror, their teeth chattering. Wind whistled through the trees. The campfire story

about the man from Nantucket was what the campers had all been waiting to here. Rick paused for dramatic affect. He leered at Dick and Nan before continuing, "whose

house was haunted by the dread serial killer Bruno Dosland Trace. His target was pregnant women, & he'd decapitate their unborns." Dick & Nan found Rick's story a trifle macabre.

recipe for dog hunters. The Glouvester found themselves often out of stock. But one day, there were no dogs to bait, no dogs to poison. This is a threat to their business!

So, after much deliberation, the gang finally decided their new plan of action. Cats! who likes those heartless, furry little things anyway?