This notion and these principles are irrefutable
- This notion and these principles are irrefutable evidence that there is highlighter ink in your mind. I have no idea how it got there. The nose. Injection. Mutation, but everytime
- I think of impure thoughts, I see it colored in day-glo yellow. My dreams look like a seventh grader's cliff notes for MacBeth. In hopes of counteracting it, I sniff white-out.
- which caused me to have a blackout. Now my dreams look like redacted CIA documents obtained with the freedom of information act & read: "The detainee was subjected to XXXXXX ducky
- rubber torture at XXXXXX ... wait did I say ducky rubber or rubber ducky? Damn it Martha, I don't know or I wouldn't have asked! Check the XXXXXX transcript!" I alone knew the
- way to waterboard a rubber ducky. You might think it's impossible since they float, but my job is to solve problems like that so the CIA can get info on the Talibernie. It told us
- "pass the dutchie" Then it got all Howard the Duck on us and became and 80s meme and then put on parachute pants.
- "Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Chilly B, and I'm a sure-fire, full-blooded, house-rockin Jam On Production MC..." The delusional 80s meme broke into breakdancing then.
- Starwars Kid had a fight with Cigar Man over whether Bert was evil. Lolcats started singing the Badger Badger Badger song. Weeble and Bob were talking about eating pie
- and everything seemed to be a mess. Someone had to make some order into that chaos - but they weren't decided who will do that. It was a huge responsibility and all of them were
- not sufficiently motivated to take on that task. So they let the chaos fester until a shambolic equilibrium was reached.
- Started
- 2012-03-13 18:30:08
- Finished
- 2014-06-22 12:06:54
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lucielucie Jun 22 2014 @ 12:09
King Badass's fold made me lol
SlimWhitman Jun 23 2014 @ 16:55
You only loled once? You've become jaded by too many witty folds...
lucielucie Jun 23 2014 @ 16:58
I loled inwardly on the others.
SlimWhitman Jun 23 2014 @ 17:36
I carked half-wartedly for the others.