She has a habit of tasting other people's
- She has a habit of tasting other people's food without their permission. It wouldn't be so bad if she'd order herself more than a glass of water before filling up on our samples.
- But sadly, she was our pet hobo. all she does is eat sleep, and kill the neighbors. This was just a small flaw in her otherwise flawless self. Well, there's also
- the bed wetting, but since it just mixed with their blood, the disappointment was kept to a minimum; except the coroner. Each murder exacerbated by hauling at least two biological
- text books from his filing cabinet. Having never finished medical school, he had to bone up before tackling each cadaver. The coroner hated that as he'd much rather be
- wrestling a cadaver. Anyone could tackle a cadaver, but wrestling, that took skill. The Dead Body Olympics was the best kept secret of the Medical world. But he was ready to
- enter, so he commited suicide. .................................................................................................. In other news,
- Spandex stock is skyrocketing, following rumors of an all-male, all-Latino revival of "Little Women, a Dance Spectacular!" The producers could not be reached for comment. However,
- critical reception is overwhelmingly positive. A small minority claims the production "didn't make any sense", to which LGBT International pubicly responded "Go fuck yourself"
- Which is, incidentally, their motto.
- "Better to have loved and to have lost than to have loved whilst pooping." Strange to be sure, but it seems to have served them well all these years...
- Started
- 2010-12-01 14:15:01
- Finished
- 2010-12-23 23:01:31
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kenobi Dec 24 2010 @ 15:44
oops, I thought I was the last fold, sorry to make the ending so difficult. :\
kyerinn Dec 24 2010 @ 17:31
It all worked out in the end! ;) <3