Finished Folds (1—20)
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1. You do need to eat your vegetables, after all. Not all super powers are eye lasers and bulletproof skin. "Someone had to take the dirty jobs so why not me? Have at you zucchini!"
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2I'd been working on the equation for days and my head was spinning. I needed sleep. "You load sixteen tons and what do you get"? Trying to recreate history from the fragments of
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3Which was a damn shame. I love pie. Living in a world without chefs wasn't going to be easy but we still had the martian problem to deal with. We weren't just going to stand by
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5So me like "NO SALAD NO GOOD! ME TOSS SALAD! HA HA HA! COOOOKIEEEE! YUM YUM YUM MMMM" Then giant yellow bird like "LA DEE DA DEE DA" and green trash thing like "BLAH BLAH BLAH"
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2interested. I dove to my right dodging the imaginary bullets. I wasn't going down without a fight, or at least $25. That was the final insult, I drove my fist up into his
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3him slowly rise to his feet, groaning from the sack-tap but holding a gun, that she started to worry. She opened her balisong and went in for the kill! He lept towards her holding
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340 story atomic lizard. The problem was how to get his giant testicles under the falling tree. There wasn't enough tranquilizer in the state to take down this chihuahua. I'd never
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4due to recent events" Miss Witherbottom's hips began moving smoothly over the paper, her eyes never leaving mine "your account has been terminated. etc etc" she shimmied a few
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3came on the screen. Burgess loves watching zombie flicks. You could see hie eye-holes light up. I began feeding him yogurt. "Through the teeth and over the gums" I sang as it spilt
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4a career. I will say this for the Italian Stallion, his movies might be ultra-violent, but he manages to do it without showing one gratuitous female tit. Jean-Claude VanDamme could
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3a man wear green leggings? This wasn't the first time my wife had seen me don tights . When I met her I was wearing spandex, and she was just another fine piece of strange
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1is what it was. Cosplay should be based in reality! 3 apples high and white pants, dammit! If her parents couldn't see the damage they were doing she was just going to have to
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3the start of something big. Well, average at least. Her new found lust seemed out of place. It just didn't feel natural. Fortunately unnatural acts were something he'd learned
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3a hooker. Hawkings had never liked Ebert and seeing him expire was getting him off like a quark through a super collider. She was old, probably older than this theater, but butter
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6. It was supposed to increase the thickness of his eye-lashes but furry antlers were a side effect. Dan could deal with that. Dawn appreciated them, that was for damn sure.
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4jaws of Quetzlcoatl. The gods must be appeased after all, and after red-heads their favorite sacrifice was ear wax. Why? The gods of old weren't telling and I was fresh out of red
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3the co-eds were wearing them. Every Thursday night at the clubs they'd be getting their Flying Spaghetti Monster freak on. Kiddie pools filled to the top with pasta and wrestling
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1for rust. I'd been putting it some pretty strange places of late and the last thing I needed was a rusty piston. Charlie gripped it, turning it slowly over in his hand. Looks like
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4up a doobie and inhaled real deep. Grandma was like that. It took more than a ice cream truck and a pair of worthless legs to keep her down. She rolled to the side and sank her
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5to release the slowly roasting marine mammal but Rosanne's flippers were beginning to get crispy and I don't need to tell anyone who's met me what a sucker I am for crispy flipper.