The Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS to see

The Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS to see the new planet before him, "Where have you brought me this time old girl?" he asked rhetorically....

It was a field, in the middle of which was a concession stand run by a strange blue man with one big eye and one small. A masked wrestler with boxing gloves was buying from him.

"Quiero un Snickers y una bolsa de papitas," said the masked wrestler. Baffled, the blue man said, "Sorry, I don't know what you just said." At that moment, the masked wrestler

rolled his eyes and gave the finger to the blue man. The blue man got pissed with the wrestler he took out his secret weapon and pointed it to the wrestler. His a nod he screamed

mustache was a sight to behold - bristling violently as he covered himself in the yellow dye. "Soon," he yelled, "the yellow will mix with the blue, and I will be green once more!"

He took away his sombrero and, behold, he was green again! The blue soldiers were so inspired that they all jumped in the pool of the yellow dye, hoping to become like him, so they

did not enjoy their weekend as much as the attendees of the 23rd Annual Urine Fetishists Convention, the hotel having disastrously overbooked itself. The green sombrero man turned

turned out to be a Golden Shower fetishist and his green sombrero showed obvious signs of yellow urine stains. But the weekend wasn't a complete loss. They found the Cookie Sutra

book, stacked high up in a shelf. And as they flipped the pages, they thought of how they could combine cookies and golden showers. And in the process created the Urine Crumble Pie