On the next deep space probe, we attached

On the next deep space probe, we attached a hard drive containing all the LOL cat memes ever created. We hope that aliens will understand.
The space probe had a V'ger like merger with the Builder Civilization's derelict mothership and returned to earth expecting to communicate with the LOL cat memes in its memory bank
But by the time the newly powerful probe returned to earth, LOL cats were long dead meme, along with cats and the rest of civilization. It attempted communication with the roaches
by punching numbers into Calculators and turning them upside down. The Roaches did not understand. They didn't have to. Now that Bombs had gone off, they were the new Sher
pas of Ant Hill Mountain. The Roaches placed a flag in the top to signify victory. The flag was immediately blown away by the fierce winds. The Roaches waited for
the winds to die down so they could retrieve their victory flag.In the meantime, the biggest, fattest roaches surrounded the base of Ant Hill Mountain. Before long a lone ant scout
walked on the snow, the ant was white ;not covered in snow but frozen.
I looked out the window and closed my eyes; something something waffle fries.
"Look. If you're going to sing the song, at least learn the words! It goes like this: I looked out the window and closed my eyes, and got hit in the face by some waffle fries."
BAM!..................oooooooooo.........aaaaahhhhhhhh......my face.....MY FAAAAAAAAA-CE! Oooohoooohoooohooooooo!

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