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What if people stopped taking shit from beatniks?

  • What if people stopped taking shit from beatniks? "Hey, doll, what's yer name?" "I carry mace." "Swell, dig a groovy chick. What's this, a murder? Get right on that, officers."
  • Pete's question was so stupid that the school shut down. Mrs. Langham said, "Pete, that was really an unfortunate question." The Principal pulled the fire alarm. Pete's friends
  • panicked and several students were trampled. A riot ensued; the neighborhood burned for weeks. The Guard was called in, resulting in casualties. Pete sobbed. One simple question
  • : If during the riot, The Guard shoots the rioters at a rate of 8% per day and at the end of 3 weeks 159 rioters are alive, how many rioters were there at the start? Pete sobbed so
  • long that Sister Mary Tarantula approached him with The Ruler. Peter got naked as the Irish used to do before battle, and he killed her for being an Anti-Pelagian tool of Rome. "W
  • hen you get to hell, tell 'em St. Patty sent you." He took the ruler and left Sister Mary's classroom, quite forgetting to put his clothes back on first. C
  • hildren balked at the site of St. Patty's nakedness. A couple screamed in horror. St. Patty ran back in to Sister Mary's classroom to clothe himself, but it was too late because
  • everyone had seen that his best part twas as green as the glades of Glengesh & his mighty glasrai pumpkin clackers ta boot! St. Patty crossed himself and put on Sister Mary's habit
  • She then escaped and went on fighting Lex Luthor. Luthor lost the battle and St. Patty was crowned Queen of The Justice League. But Superman was not amused.
  • In fact, he was enraged! He then gathered a couple of his friends, namely Batman, the Flash, and Wonder Woman, and took back his place as Leader of the Justice League.

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