What if people stopped taking shit from beatniks?

What if people stopped taking shit from beatniks? "Hey, doll, what's yer name?" "I carry mace." "Swell, dig a groovy chick. What's this, a murder? Get right on that, officers."

Pete's question was so stupid that the school shut down. Mrs. Langham said, "Pete, that was really an unfortunate question." The Principal pulled the fire alarm. Pete's friends

panicked and several students were trampled. A riot ensued; the neighborhood burned for weeks. The Guard was called in, resulting in casualties. Pete sobbed. One simple question

: If during the riot, The Guard shoots the rioters at a rate of 8% per day and at the end of 3 weeks 159 rioters are alive, how many rioters were there at the start? Pete sobbed so

long that Sister Mary Tarantula approached him with The Ruler. Peter got naked as the Irish used to do before battle, and he killed her for being an Anti-Pelagian tool of Rome. "W

hen you get to hell, tell 'em St. Patty sent you." He took the ruler and left Sister Mary's classroom, quite forgetting to put his clothes back on first. C

hildren balked at the site of St. Patty's nakedness. A couple screamed in horror. St. Patty ran back in to Sister Mary's classroom to clothe himself, but it was too late because

everyone had seen that his best part twas as green as the glades of Glengesh & his mighty glasrai pumpkin clackers ta boot! St. Patty crossed himself and put on Sister Mary's habit

She then escaped and went on fighting Lex Luthor. Luthor lost the battle and St. Patty was crowned Queen of The Justice League. But Superman was not amused.

In fact, he was enraged! He then gathered a couple of his friends, namely Batman, the Flash, and Wonder Woman, and took back his place as Leader of the Justice League.