I couldn't actually believe it because it

I couldn't actually believe it because it happened so quickly. My friends walked in the door, picked me up over their shoulders, and threw me in the back seat of their car.

Jason stepped down on the gas pedal before Chris even closed the back door. All they would tell me was that I, "needed to see this." I swore my eyes deceived me when they stopped.

I tried to make sense of what I was looking at. Did we really stumble upon this?

I raised up the cranium. Was this the last of the mohicans? Together with the skull we found a kill deer rifle bore and some wampum beads.

But when Millie found the rest of the skeleton dressed in a green plaid three piece polyester leisure suit, we had to give up on the idea of the skull being the last mohican. It

a penny from a leprechaun's penny loafer. She wished for the penny from Jenkin's shoe. The green-suited man blanched. It was hard to notice but Millie had been watching closely.

Her penny came from the second leprechaun's penny loafer and was shinier. Jenkin's shoe had a penny from 1962.which had real copper in it. That's a big difference when you look at

the newer ones. Discoveries like this made Jenkins appreciate the little things in life. When life gives you copper, make penny loafers, he thought. To coin a new phrase

he had to wait in line 3 hours at the Bureau of New Phrases to be given a stack of forms to fill out, wait in line again to hand them in and be told that in 6 months he'd be sent…