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I couldn't actually believe it because it

  • I couldn't actually believe it because it happened so quickly. My friends walked in the door, picked me up over their shoulders, and threw me in the back seat of their car.

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  • Jason stepped down on the gas pedal before Chris even closed the back door. All they would tell me was that I, "needed to see this." I swore my eyes deceived me when they stopped.

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  • I tried to make sense of what I was looking at. Did we really stumble upon this?

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  • I raised up the cranium. Was this the last of the mohicans? Together with the skull we found a kill deer rifle bore and some wampum beads.

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  • But when Millie found the rest of the skeleton dressed in a green plaid three piece polyester leisure suit, we had to give up on the idea of the skull being the last mohican. It

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  • might have been the last leprechaun though it was was hard to tell for sure. Millie decided to request a long-desired wish be granted by the green-suited man. She always wanted

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  • a penny from a leprechaun's penny loafer. She wished for the penny from Jenkin's shoe. The green-suited man blanched. It was hard to notice but Millie had been watching closely.

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  • Her penny came from the second leprechaun's penny loafer and was shinier. Jenkin's shoe had a penny from 1962.which had real copper in it. That's a big difference when you look at

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  • the newer ones. Discoveries like this made Jenkins appreciate the little things in life. When life gives you copper, make penny loafers, he thought. To coin a new phrase

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  • he had to wait in line 3 hours at the Bureau of New Phrases to be given a stack of forms to fill out, wait in line again to hand them in and be told that in 6 months he'd be sent…

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