I was surprised to find a certain parcel

I was surprised to find a certain parcel in my mailbox one day after work, instead of the usual bills and clutter. It had Japanese stamps with the postmark 01-37-2017. The envelope

was addressed to me, and the sender was... also me? Had I sent it to myself from the future? The envelope was some kind of woven composite, and the Japanese stamp was both ornate

That was more than odd. I opened the envelope and I found a note with strange Japanese symbols like on the stamp. I smiled. This was the first clue of our anniversary gift hunt.

I knew just the person to translate the japanese note. An hr later I entered Mme. Wong's Translation/Massage Parlor. "You say it some kinda hint where wifie hid you anavusalee gif?

"Yes she hid the salami where the Sun don't shine three times but I am not here about my domestic love life. A gholem has been activated and this note in Japanese is our only clue.

" "What the goyim don't know about the gholem may hurt them," my friend Osamu translated. Finding this note oddly disturbing, Osamu and I called a local witch named Frakass to help

With the seance session on Samhain. This was my old habit. But I no longer had Tarot cards and had Frakass do the readings for me. It was the best thing I could have done, as it

was long about midnight, when everybody else has long been sleepin'. He was creepin' down to the kitchen of my house, when nobody else is even' movin', he was groovin'. Samhain

came and went but this funky brother wasn't yet spent. He was shaking, he was quaking, some say say he was baking, whatever it was the man was just taking & partaking & mistaking