I wanted nothing more than to tell Ramone
I wanted nothing more than to tell Ramone the truth, but I just couldn't bear it. He looked so innocent in his bunny pajamas. How could I let him know that4
I wasn't his father. "Daddy?" Ramone asked sleepily. "What is it?" "Ramone..." I gulped. "I'm not your real dad." Ramone blinked in confusion and shook his head in denial.4
"W-what do you mean?" I had to swallow the lump in my throat as I watched him, staring at me through those innocent brown eyes. "No, that's impossible! You...you've always been my4
Buttercup. how could you do this? Easy he said looking at him with his Brown eyes,1
"First I select the ultimate buttercup, yellow ones are usually preferable. Then I.." Suddenly various bright objects shot across the sky. The alien invasion was here. "AAAaaahhHHH4
" cried the aliens when they saw what a mess we had made of our planet. With that, they left, but a little spider from their planet had dropped to Earth's crust from their craft.3
Over the course of a year the alien spiders bred and bred until they covered over 1/6th of the Earths surface. France was the first to accept their new alien overlords. Kim Jong Un3
was unhappy that they were dominating the world quicker than him. He aimed his nukes at the alien spiders... to no effect. Indeed, the spiders had grown immune! Everybody4
ended up going for the nuclear option. Of course the alien spiders would be ready for that. No wonder his nukes didn't cook them. He had to fight them with a different approach. He2
lium! Once dowsed with the gas, the spiders found out their voices rose to an octave that made every chitter sound like opera. They exited to the closing notes of Handel's Messiah.4
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LordVacuity Jul 01 2019 @ 03:35
Reality once again saved by the British.
IceSquad Jul 01 2019 @ 03:43
IceSquad Jul 01 2019 @ 03:51
Y'gotta love LordVacuity's observation. Helium was named by English scientists, & Handel lived most his life in their country.