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After a hard days work Dorris Smuntling 80,

  • After a hard days work Dorris Smuntling 80, sat down to a nice session of Countdown and Deal or No Deal whilst eating her nice warm oaty porridge. But suddenly the TV cut out......

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  • and the lights started to flickered and the radio was tuning in and out and then....

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  • that is when he felt the warmth of his breathe against her neck and the chill of the blade at her throat. Her beating heart pounding she took her

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  • eyes off the prize, and he zipped up and was on his way. "Worst convention, ever", she thought as she hailed a taxi, which turned out to be Snuffleupagus after a weekend bender

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  • So she got in or maybe more accurately on and he shambled off without listening to her directions. After a while his snuffle began to wonder. It turned out to have a prehensile

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  • credit line, it was from the Second Dark Ages when Mastercard and Visa took over the birthing industry and started giving fetuses credit applications, it was part of their

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  • "Get Them In before They Get Them Out" policy. The debtors' prisons were reopened as preschools. Child labor was in full swing. Then the revolution broke. Youngsters blockaded

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  • the White House, the Pentagon and Nasa Control Center; demanding equal pay for equal work. The president knew that Armageddon was on it's way, when Karl Marx made an appearance. Th

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  • e oafish antics of the Groucho-fan taxed Obama's patience until the latter had his face in his hands, weeping from Karl's spoofs. Apophis smiled liked a Starfox asteroid, hurtling

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  • through the Lylat System heading for Team Starfox. Luckily the Groucho-fan ran out of jokes and Obama was finally able to banish him to the land of silence, now he had been joked.

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