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He Band Jumped to the Speaker Station. They

  • He Band Jumped to the Speaker Station. They would never look for him here, the body lights aren't ever able to penetrate the sonic shells. Throwing a charge tracer into the
  • box of other devices he used to manage his debit card spending, Mr. Band strapped on his aeroshell. “Lots of light energy in these parts, best to play it safe.” Some rogue Rhombi
  • Polished off all the excess without fear of getting sick. Einstein asked, "How could he do that alone?" I answered, "Must be his strong gut!" A light bulb spoke, suddenly.
  • If the speed of light is a constant throughout the universe and the beam from the bulb was an effervescent wave passing through windings of his gut and he felt no bowel movement
  • ,he must be...he paused to make sure. Nope. Nada. Not a single sphincter sensation. So he dropped his drawers & bent over. YES! Light beamed from his arse like a
  • searchlight during the Bombing of London. Through his buttucks he could feel a deep subbase. It was opening night of his Club Sphincter. Anyone who pretended to be famous was there
  • dancing on the edge of his A Nuss, as most fake famous people tend to do. Bwoom, bwoom, bwoom, he felt the shifting inside, and then, Whoosh! It all fell through, fake famous peopl
  • -e be damned! You can always tell a fake famous person from a real one, as no-one wants to sit next to a fake famous person on the bus, and real famous people do not ride buses.
  • But, fake famous people are kind and friendly, while real famous people are assholes. Like Rob Lowe. While working for LADWP, I arrived at Rob's house Mulholland and Laurel Canyon
  • and rang the bell. The heavy door creaked open."Hi, I'm rob Lowe and I have a leaky faucet ... and I'm overly strange Rob Lowe and I love moistness - hey, where are you going?"
Started
2012-03-20 22:07:17
Finished
2017-09-19 15:58:05

6 Comments

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    PurpleProf Sep 19 2017 @ 20:46

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    Woab Sep 20 2017 @ 11:14

    That's the loneliest number since the number 2.
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    PurpleProf Sep 20 2017 @ 12:37

    I was just being weird. The comments directions said to be the first to post one. So I did. ;0
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    SlimWhitman Sep 21 2017 @ 03:47

    Is that supposed to be a comedy number?
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    PurpleProf Sep 21 2017 @ 16:18

    Depends, Slim... Did it make you smile? If so, then yes!
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    LordVacuity Sep 21 2017 @ 16:29

    According to the Joker, a knife can make you smile. That is a joke but I am not sure if i is comedy.

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