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Coffee... Mmmmm.... Coffeecoffeecoffeee....

  • Coffee... Mmmmm.... Coffeecoffeecoffeee.... COFFEE! (Where are the beans? Where is my stash? Wherewherewhe...) NO COFFEE! (Quick breath relax, car-keys-door-car-store) MORE COFFEE!
  • Ok, here we go baby, if I never needed this car to work now is the time. I'm crashing hard from a crazy dark roast coffee binge and I have a meeting at 3 p.m. What? the car won't
  • even start up. I can't turn the goddamned key in the ignition. This is crazy! Those backstabbing bastards at the cabinet meeting are gonna be all over this. They've been trying to
  • convince me that the cabinet should be made of poplar, but I have always been partial to mahogany and I will not be swayed. To hell with this piece of crap car, I'm gonna walk all
  • over my wife with my bare feet. I'd rather run her over but this will do. That will give me a WOODY. Maybe she'll goto Lowe's afterwards and find a hobo worker to install cabinets
  • and we could drill stuff together. Beats what I WAS contemplating, I suppose. Besides, my wife looked kinda cute wearing that toolbelt. Maybe I misjudged her intentions. I shook my
  • head, disappointed that my fantasy wasn't coming true and grabbed a hammer.It's going to be a long day. I saunter over to my wife, she has a drill in one hand and whats this? Wine?
  • "What's this?" I ask my wife, fingering my hammer a bit. "The fermented juice of the vine is an abomination!" "It's just a glass of wine," she replied, triggering her drill so that
  • its bit hit the crystal. She smiled at me and began singing, "Who can build a wine rack, fill it to the brim? Who can use his tools and give the hedge a trim? The handyman can..."
  • "The handyman can because he takes a lot of tools and makes my world look good." At that moment, all was right with the world.
Started
2012-07-18 09:27:55
Finished
2013-09-20 22:28:04

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Sep 20 2013 @ 22:35

    Moral of the story: When having a bad day, drink less coffee and more wine.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 21 2013 @ 04:13

    Got goose bumps when she started singing. What a moment! And what a great woman!

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