No one will see me in my GREAT BOX DISGUISE!

No one will see me in my GREAT BOX DISGUISE! (thought the cat.)

This will make an excellent fort. I will fit inside it. Stop laughing. Stop! The cat thought, as it slid into the cardboard box on the floor. It was the perfect spot to watch

for other cats & wait in ambush. The box buckled slightly from the fluffy content. Hmm.. this corset is undignified. The box with tail scampered into a Ming Vase which toppled

the head of Emperor Chu, who ordered all living things in it executed "...especiarry cat in bla!" Lucky for the cat it was Siamese, & the ambassador of that country was present. He

When the siamese cat passed into the afterlife some years later, his battle-tested samurai armor and katana were bequeathed to his eldest grand-cat, Yoshi. Yoshi was surly and dumb

but faithful and true to the samurai code. In spite of his shortcomings, Yoshi rose through the ranks and earned the title of Head Cat Warrior in the siamese army. Though his face

showed the awful truth when Yoshi was looking in the mirror. He was not invincible. The scar was so obvious to see. He was not always a brave Samurai. When Yoshi was a kitten, he

Hid behind the couch. Then he was going into the ???? crawl space. Once Yoshi learned to hunt mice, his career took off. There were some competitions he won. Then a samurai

turned action movie star bought him a beer after bumping into him at the There Goes Your Lunch Hour in the lobby of the Nakatomi building, around the corner from the candy counter.