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As the smashed computer in front of me

  • As the smashed computer in front of me

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  • began to move and create legs out of the various parts strewn about its ruined body,

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  • which is rather absurd. With that being said, I got up and

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  • got, got down. 9-1-1 was a joke in my town.

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  • That was, until the Mustard Demon broke into my house. Who was I gonna call, Ghostbusters? No. Today was the Sabbath, and they were a God-fearing bunch. So I grabbed a spork and

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  • muttered the secret incantation known only to the monks of my order. The only one who could dispel the Mustard Demon was - B'chugerroth, He Who Walks Where No Mortal May Tread.

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  • But to summon B'chugerroth, a source of amazing power given as an offering of sacrifice is also needed. I knew I needed to find someone with an intolerably cheerful personality.

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  • And so we hatched the plan to kidnap Regis and Kathy. Maybe we'd watched too many caper flicks. I can see that now, but at the time, it all seemed so solid. The Old Ones would be

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  • no longer able to enjoy their daytime shows. The spawn of Cthulhu would instead be forced to watch Ellen. Suddenly, he discoved that Regis' cohost was Kelly. Kidnapping would be

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  • an option if Regis wasn't a screamer.Bullshit!He knew he could do something far better with his time other than plotting against the elderly...but it was so much fun!

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