As the smashed computer in front of me
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As the smashed computer in front of me
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began to move and create legs out of the various parts strewn about its ruined body,
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which is rather absurd. With that being said, I got up and
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got, got down. 9-1-1 was a joke in my town.
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That was, until the Mustard Demon broke into my house. Who was I gonna call, Ghostbusters? No. Today was the Sabbath, and they were a God-fearing bunch. So I grabbed a spork and
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muttered the secret incantation known only to the monks of my order. The only one who could dispel the Mustard Demon was - B'chugerroth, He Who Walks Where No Mortal May Tread.
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But to summon B'chugerroth, a source of amazing power given as an offering of sacrifice is also needed. I knew I needed to find someone with an intolerably cheerful personality.
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And so we hatched the plan to kidnap Regis and Kathy. Maybe we'd watched too many caper flicks. I can see that now, but at the time, it all seemed so solid. The Old Ones would be
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no longer able to enjoy their daytime shows. The spawn of Cthulhu would instead be forced to watch Ellen. Suddenly, he discoved that Regis' cohost was Kelly. Kidnapping would be
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an option if Regis wasn't a screamer.Bullshit!He knew he could do something far better with his time other than plotting against the elderly...but it was so much fun!
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- Started
- 2011-04-23 20:12:33
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- 2011-05-01 13:16:41
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