"You're so totally into body-mod! Let me
- "You're so totally into body-mod! Let me touch your neck bolts again!" and then the head fell off. "Oops."
- The Illustrated Woman reattached Frankie's head & neck bolts. "Sorry Frank. My boyfriend is a piercing artist. He could add some chain links." Rick Genest said "Aesthetically,
- they're pretty pleasing. Maybe some collar bone studs. People seem to be into those. You're kindof being a bit too vintage. Frankenstein's monster. A bit overdone...
- but I'd still hit it. Still, I don't think Frankenstein's monster would appreciate that. So I decided to just sit quietly in the corner and play Pokemon on my Nintendo DS.
- The creature looked on in horror. "You have 27 rare candies just sitting in your bag doing nothing! ARE YOU MAD???" I gave him a steely glare. "I'm just waiting for the right
- time when my Pokemon's EVs are high enough for leveling up to actually be good," he answered me. I glared then reached into his bag & shoved some of his 27 rare candies in my mouth
- and didn't even think twice about it. He just stared slack-jawed at me as I munched away on his candies. To this day, I could still hear the gears grinding in his head.
- But that was because he was composed of metal objects. I should know, I'm the one who built Edward Scissor hands. The whole point of making a slave is to live off of their
- mental anguish but it wasn't working out. I turned on a super powerful magnet a lifted him up to drop him into the crusher. Another failure caused me to doubt my ability to conquer
- the rather basic plot line of the Terminator series...or was it the Allegory of the Cave? Fuck you, Plato.
- Started
- 2012-09-09 15:22:46
- Finished
- 2012-12-04 03:42:00
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SlimWhitman Dec 04 2012 @ 06:34
The Cave Allegory (FoldingStory version): http://foldingstory.com/gjzxj
Chaz Dec 04 2012 @ 16:35
Often on the minds of truckers at Denny's. (http://foldingstory.com/fjb4m/ikvc71/)