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Rain fell onto my cheeks, and fell off with

  • Rain fell onto my cheeks, and fell off with the tears. It was at that moment that I just knew that he wouldn't come. Not today, not ever. Why had I ever thought he was going to?
  • The sun god would never clear up this rain. I sighed, and began to gather up my tribal ritual equipment. That's when I heard it: a noise like bells. I whipped around to behold
  • tiny bell-shaped creatures rapidly approaching me. They jingling of their walk was adorable, frankly. I tried to pick one up but it bit me. Acid was pouring from the wound...
  • inflicted by the little bastard. I began to stomp on them and when they were all dead I dropped my pants and defecated onto there cold corpses. I realised too late that my parents
  • pillows were at the bottom of this whole mess. This would be very hard to explain. I checked my watch. They were due home in 45 minutes. MAYBE enough time to get to the store and
  • allow my stupifying depression to really take flight. After all, it was the cashier's fault that I'd had that ungodly realization that disconnected me from the concept of furniture
  • and paying for it. I stole a "couch" and set it up in my room. Weeks passed; no shrinks showed up. I just assumed all couches release a pheromone that attracts psychiatrists. Sadly
  • my chaise lounge was chaster than ever. I put an ad on Craig's List "Psycho wants psyche for fun times: have furniture." I set up the net and waited.
  • A knock at the door. "Come in!" I cried in anticipation as I lay back on my chaise lounge. I blew a ring of smoke into the air. Slowly the doorknob turned. OMG! I couldn't believe
  • how long the stem was on Gandalf's pipe. Out spurted a sinewy smoke dragon which shot straight through my smoke ring. "Bullseye! You win again," I said. He bowed and took a seat.
Started
2014-02-03 18:17:04
Finished
2014-05-29 23:18:32

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf May 29 2014 @ 23:50

    He came! Gandalf came!
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    foldmeonce May 31 2014 @ 00:39

    Yes, and he arrived precisely when he meant to, as all wizards do. ;)

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