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"Ok google whats the answer to question two

  • "Ok google whats the answer to question two on my test"
  • "The train travelling 45 mph from Buffalo, NY will collide with the train travelling 85 mph from Portland, OR in Chicago on the 14th of February at 9:37 pm. It will be cloudy."
  • I listened to Siri again. My train would derail in Chicago. I hopped off in Cleveland. Siri spoke, "Your termination has been extended by three days."
  • Now I had three more days to find the CD and put an end to all this madness. Or at least thats what I had been led to believe by the Professor. I still couldn't believe
  • they had my affair recorded on that CD. If they found it, my hot marriage to Betty Blue would go up in flames. I interrogated the Professor. "You know where it is, don't you?"
  • I was hoping that the professor would say,"Yeah, I know where that affair recording is!", but instead he looked at me dumbfoundedly and said,"What?" ...Looks like I'll never get it
  • together and blackmail my alter-ego, Wolfofthederp, into keeping quiet about the false diseases we concocted and released into the national Cheerios supply. The professor
  • devolved into a monkey, with our genius nonfunctional so we had to throw in random ingredients into the cheerio mix. Wolfofthederp talked, so we threw him into the mix too.
  • He shouted as he was sacrificed to the cheerio lord. Before long he was one with the mix, then they threw in a dud bomb and called it good. The cheerio mix was complete...
  • a jostling bath of oaty donuts enveloped him.The mix was fortified with 8 essential vital persons. The cheerio lord ladled a big spoonful, opened his giant mouth & said "cheerio!"
Started
2016-01-22 15:09:23
Finished
2016-01-27 16:50:25

1 Comments

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    Crazydance Jan 28 2016 @ 15:09

    Another random plot transformation that worked

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