I was sitting on my couch watching tv when

I was sitting on my couch watching tv when someone rang my doordell. so i got up walked to the door and unlocked it then opened it and who i saw suprised me so much that i shouted

" OH MY CHEESE BALLS MUFFINS !!! ITS JUSTIN BEIBER !!! " I leaped into his arms and he said , " Hi , what's your name ? " I was too shocked to even say anything , i just stared

into his eyes and he said, "Well I'm dating selena gomez because shes hotter than you!" You cry and go home and eat waffles and tell your mom

that your day was horribe . She tries comforting you , but nothing will help . You really liked that guy and just couldnt take it that he was dating Selena Gomez . You think

"I'd like to thank the academy and sucka mcs everywhere," because well, just because. But you only think it. You never say it. And isn't that always been the major road block

to truly free speech? So I just blurted it out. I went "Little Teddy Rumpskin was late for his blumpkin so the function at the junction was kaput". I had no idea what it meant. The

s prepping my speech. Thank god for the teleprompter. "Hello Wisconsin! I want to be your new president! My platform relies on Zombies and Poodles invading France." I looked at my

assistant, who gave me a thumbs up. I continued reading. "Once France has been occupied, we will move on to other European tourist traps, like Spain, and Bulgaria. As president, I

will spread pudding throughout all of western or eastern Europe." I quirked a brow at this passage, then read on. "That is the benefit of being President of Pudding of the Month."