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It was in my childhood home and I had a room

  • It was in my childhood home and I had a room to myself. Now for a week, apparently, I would wake up in the middle of the night screaming and crying.
  • I recall what I said to my cheating ex: "I'll be Applejack with you. I need a Fluttershy, not a Pinkie Pie. You expect a Rainbow Dash, but I'm all Rarity'd out." He just toked a
  • corncob pipe and watched the grunion run. Rubbing his sore bunion, he wondered if the grease from a Funyun would help ease the throbbing. Suddenly a grunion grabbed an onion funyon
  • "Whoa, hold up, hold up! What the hell kind of story is this? Onions? Bunions? Funyuns? I told the class to use rhymes, but this is just silly!" Mr. Hasadiga rolled his eyes.
  • "I want a sensible rhyme!" he said to his class. "In the country I was raised in, we had a type of poem we call 'haiku'. You could even try that." They giggled and said "Funyuns!
  • Dunkaroos!/ A panoply of fondues!/ I'm diabetic." Haikus were easy, but were they sensible enough to meet his sensibility standards? The teacher analyzed my work. "Why do the fond
  • ue pots not have white chocolate?" You know white chocolate is my favorite! & who put carrots in with the pretzel sticks?! This fondue party was definitely turning into a Fondont!
  • The relational undercurrents were there, alright...simmering like the little pots of cheese at the fondue party. I wanted to stab my fork in her butt. I hated her because she
  • kept holding these fondue parties and there's only so much cheese I can take. AND it's chocolate fondue for pudding - the digestive equivalent of the First Battle of the Somme
  • mostly due to the overall bloodiness of the situation. I rushed to the toilet and was able to complete all the levels in Angry Birds before the food made it out of my system.
Started
2012-01-04 20:32:01
Finished
2013-04-04 13:27:46

10 Comments

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    MangoMania Apr 04 2013 @ 13:29

    Fondont! nice pun
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    CrazyBananas Apr 04 2013 @ 14:10

    Puns are my speciality, well, that and fire eating, oh yeah and dog sledding, too...
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    buddyboy4711 Apr 04 2013 @ 18:10

    "Why cheesing? Because it's fon to due."
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    Zetawilk Apr 05 2013 @ 11:09

    I'm more like a foncant.
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    MangoMania Apr 11 2013 @ 11:31

    I wish I could like comments, but since I can't, I'm commenting to let you know that I really enjoyed your fondue puns.
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    Zetawilk Apr 11 2013 @ 14:03

    So what you're saying is that you're particularly fonduef them.
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    PurpleProf Apr 11 2013 @ 19:42

    But if you like Brie or Gruyere, maybe it would be fondeux.
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    49erFaithful Apr 12 2013 @ 15:57

    Oh, no you fondidn't!
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    49erFaithful Apr 12 2013 @ 16:20

    Just fondue it.
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    buddyboy4711 Apr 12 2013 @ 16:26

    Do the Fondew

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