After a fierce storm destroyed the bridge

After a fierce storm destroyed the bridge and killed their car, Colin and Tilda trudged along the country highway until finally they saw glowing windows. The sign said "Cobweb Inn"

They walked in, Colin glancing at the old photos tacked onto the walls behind the inn's check-in desk. A man sat there, picking something out of his dirty teeth as Tilda asked if

he wanted " a go". "Mmm no thanks, maybe later" he said. "Can a I get a room?" The man behind the counter put down his toothpick and looked Colin up and down. "We don't get many

"What sa matta you?" Colin asked in his heavy Italian accent. "What is 'wasamata'?" the Iranian clerk asked. "Is that code for shwarma or bomb?"

"Cut! Seriously guys, can you not get the accents right! We've been at this now for three weeks! Okay, Roll em'" "Hey Barbie! Yeah, I'm talking to you!" Colin spins around and

And scans the cast, who finally learned Queen's English. It took them four years! By then the producers were screaming bloody murder and had lost millions of dollops. However, the

And scans the cast, who finally learned Queen's English. It took them four years! By then the producers were screaming bloody murder and had lost millions of dollops. However, the

Fourteenth Nights reviews were encouraging. On the strength of those reviews Lewis asked Loella to be his bride through the tribulations & trials that were coming. Loella said No &

Lewis just asked again. And again and again and again. Until Loella filed a restraining order Lewis never heard from her again.