Comparisons to be drawn between "the virile"

Comparisons to be drawn between "the virile" and "the virulent" are perhaps as close as the similarities in spelling. Alternatively, cretins and imbeciles seem dissimilar, correct?

"Please pick up your number 2 pencil and begin. If you are virtually virile in a virulent vanguard. Would you A. Advise? B. Adverse? C. Advertise?" This SAT was blowing my mind.

I filled in Adverse. Next it read "If you're waking warlords while westward weaponstocks wane would you A.Beckon? B. Beacon? C. Beaucage." My score got me an interview with the CIA

, which was pretty lucky considering that I had actually written in an answer rather than take part in a test comprised of trick questions. Once I was there, the pallid man folded

noodles the ancient Chinese way which meant he needed a lot of space, stong deltoids and cart loads of

Ramen. Bobby Flay opened the cups and dumped the noodles into a large vat of high-sodium duck sauce. "While we let those authentic Chinese noodles stagnate, let's start making some

quesadillas!" he grinned widely—so wide that you could see it all only on the widescreen HD broadcast. "Let's get some tortillas out… and some shredded cheese… and microwave!"

"Micowaves make me nervous", came a voice from behind. He turned around and in the bright light could only see a pair of bright red lips. "And tortillas too". what kind of

woman wears lipstick so bright it nearly glows in the dark? "Do you put tortillas in the microwave?" I asked. The feminine voice responded in the negative. I wondered what problem

she had with tortillas. I shook my head and grabbed out my own lipstick, then ran off.