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The potato was lying on the ground. Then

  • The potato was lying on the ground. Then a bird ate it. Then a cat ate the bird. Then a dog ate the cat. Then a cheetah ate the dog. Then a lion ate the cheetah. Then a shark ate

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  • the cheetah that had eaten the lion that ate the dog that ate the cat who'd consumed the potato-eating bird. Unbeknownst to the cheetah-eating shark, the potato had been

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  • a yam, so the potato-eating bird got indigestion, and broke wind that passed through the cat that was eaten by the dog that was eaten by the lion that was eaten by the cheetah

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  • who felt dangerously queasy from his latest binge. "I don't wanna run fast any more," Chester thought. "I wanna be the first slow cheetah." Cheetos didn't cut it anymore; he turned

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  • to Walkers Scottish Haggis Crisps. Chester the couch potato Cheetah was soon spokesanimal for Walkers Wildebeest Wafers, Lays Springbok Biltong, and

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  • even the Spokesanimal Union. His peers seemed to be retiring, & he awoke to find he'd become Mr. Sensible since his thunder'd been stolen by every 90s relic attitude animal after

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  • the recent stock market crash. Since Mr. Sensible was feeling sensible that day, he decided to take a shower, which he hadn't done for 8 weeks. He forgot how the knobs worked, so

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  • Mr. Sensible pulled out his cracked iPhone and asked Siri. "You turn them," Siri replied. "Oh, now I remember!" He smiled, pleased. He had showered and was fresh and clean, so he

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  • sensibly traded in his iPhone for something better. Proudly clutching his brand new rock, he strutted down the main streets of Foggytown, crookedly smiling at all the pretty birds

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  • That is a when a crow took a big dump on his head. He got so angry that he threw the rock at the bird and it laughed because he missed. The rock split in half, of course.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Oct 12 2015 @ 15:23

    This story is for the birds. ;-)

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