MoralEnd 15,000 ...
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MoralEnd 15,000 ...
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SlimWhitman, at 11559, a good folding hobbie horse behind, with a baldfaced PurpleProf passing 9562 coming up the inside lane, GreenBanana and buddyboy MMMMCXI in a dead-heat
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. Chaz came down from his mountain base. He warmed up his Amiga 1000, sipped his chai and did a spit take. Fifth place? A tear rolled down his eye. Procrastination was his nemesis.
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The other folders were judged by the kings of the leaderboard as being too weak to take part in this metaphorical hike and ordered their heads to be converted into stepping stones.
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hgjhghjgjgjhgnbnb
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The seizure passed. When he came to, he found himself abandoned and exposed to the elements. Still frothing at the mouth, he tried to speak, but to no avail: "Blbnaag! Ngnnnglll!"
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No, that wasn't right. The words formed in his head, but his lips wouldn't form the right shapes to sound them. He blew a bubble of spit then shrugged and tried again. "Mimsy, you
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Have no right to do pole dancing here. This is not Burning Man." The tall blonde was embarassed and put her shoes back on. Her feet reeked to high heaven. Where were her socks?
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"I say," declared a dapper, stuck-up gent, sniffing at the elastic mass dangling from his soup spoon, "the melted Stinking Bishop is a bit stiff, eh what?" Ah, sock mystery solved!
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Later they held a funeral for the sock puppet who gave his life so others might eat. I would have gone, but got had cold feet. Yok!
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- 2014-12-17 21:13:55
- Finished
- 2016-09-05 11:34:48
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Woab Sep 05 2016 @ 11:36
Who do I have to tie up and lock in a closet to get on the Leaderboard?
IceSquad Sep 05 2016 @ 13:21
Hey, this isn't Folding Story of O. Just submit good material over a lengthy time period & all will be well.
SlimWhitman Sep 06 2016 @ 00:47
If things worked like I proposed after some number of likes (1000?) they would turn over like the odometer on an old car and you'd drop off the leaderboard making room for the shinny young folders, not unlike a circular track for horses.... but that's just me heresy. So giddyup horsies. Or keep it philisophical like Chaz, our yodalike Guru who can turn any measly "hgjhghjgjgjhgnbnb" fold into a great story.
BlastedHeath Sep 08 2016 @ 19:56
I also like the idea of giving the newer folders more of a chance to shine. Maybe add a timewise-traveling "in the past year" leaderboard? Also maybe a folding-stories tab for stories with a high relative newbie ratio so those who wish can help to involve newcomers faster?
SlimWhitman Sep 09 2016 @ 05:23
By the way Qtip, I wasn't disparaging your fold. On the contrary! It shows just the positive spirit to work with whatever the the previous fold gives you, which I so admire in Chaz' folds - jumpstarting a great story.
Woab Sep 09 2016 @ 11:17
Nice ideas, BlastedHeath. A Newbie Leaderboard? I was so happy to get to 1,000 but knew I would always be thousands behind some of the earlier folders.