There is very little time left. 24 hours

There is very little time left. 24 hours to be exact. If I don't shut it off the world will be destroyed

IRREVERSIBLY!" They looked blank. "Which world are you referring to, Pete? I see no threat to our world." Pete turned red and shouted, "THE WORLD OF HAMSTERS! IF WE DON'T DISABLE T

HE GIANT HAMSTER WHEEL ALLOF HAMSTERKIND IS DOOMED TO A SISYPHUSIAN FATE OF MEANINGLESS DRUGGERY!" Pete could be extreme about things. Hamsters were his passion so we humoed him

until Pete abducted us. When my wife and I woke up, we were surrounded by wood chips in a plastic room with tubes. A voice boomed, "WELCOME TO MY HAMSTER HABITRAIL OF DOOM!"

"Oh, no, honey! What do we do?!" My wife shrieked. "This is ALL Pete's fault!" He should've never

opened the box labeled ‘Pirate Treasure’! Why would anyone label a box of pirate treasure that way! Pete should’ve known it was a trick!” My wife was upset because inside the box

was another map to the pirate's treasure. This one called for them to time travel to 2019 San Francisco. Ona Oopaloo pointed out is was 2019 & they were already in San Francisco.

"Hmm," uttered Camphalulu, "Maybe we shouldn't have stopped in at that pot shop before we started our journey." But Ona didn't hear him. She was too busy staring at a pirate ship

"Hope yarr got enough to sate me maties." "Err... No." So the pirates shot him out of a cannon and giggled as they watched him explode over the neighbouring village. Don't do drugs