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I forgot the one about the jungle fever running

  • I forgot the one about the jungle fever running rampant on the asteroids of Vesuvius 6. It was , maybe, about a flat footed buffoon with an orange face selling his hats to the dead
  • Oh you don’t know him he goes to a different universe. But that flat footed orange faced buffoon was what went for leadership in this end of the swamp. A hat for Charon’s fee seems
  • inadequate, at best. Charon would do anything for the pee-stained cotton-candy-haired clown with his porcelain-faced Slovenian hooker; their best quid pro quo was a MAGA hat?
  • Yes,it was.He wore it jauntily like he though Gangsta's did.Moving his stiff behind back & forth in faux syncopation.The Clown's fell over laughing, Charon was adopted. His orange
  • flower wilted, sadly, as the other clowns continued laughing at him, and jeering "You aren't our real brother, Charon!" and "Adopted FREAK!". A single tear fell onto Charon's cheek
  • and she began to levitate into the air. You're right, I am a freak, and now as punishment you will be trapped in the body of the cat. " Nooo," they shouted. Next time think before
  • you meddle with the affairs of Gods, little mortal." Their body began to morph, growing smooth mottled fur, pointed ears, and retractable claws. The pain was indescribable, but it
  • was worth it, for where they once stood, a fantastic feline now sat, washing its unmentionables. It purred as it pondered the many ways it might end this pathetic fool's life.
  • The cat asked the fool: “So tell me…how would YOU want to meet your end?” The fool, being a fool, misunderstood. “MEET my end? I’ve met my end! I scratch it every day!” The cat was
  • aghast at the stupidity of the fool, but having a fondness for puns & wordplay, the cat laughed heartily and bent down to lick his bum which he was also very well acquainted with.
Started
2020-02-29 16:06:29
Finished
2022-11-18 00:18:40

2 Comments

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    LordVacuity Dec 19 2022 @ 08:19

    https://voca.ro/14Z1EQ7xkKp9
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    sundancer Dec 20 2022 @ 08:50

    Awesome, LordVacuity!

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