There was a girl with a wird name . She had

There was a girl with a wird name . She had the hair most girls would envy. She was the cutest. She loved driving and sailing her hair in the air. She had the prettiest laugh

. Wird would her brush hair exactly 37 times before going to bed. Late that night, the full moon shined through the window on her gorgeous locks. The blonde tendrels began to curve

like a fancy mustache which reminded me of Papa from the old country. He had beaten me with a stirrup because he loved me, that was in the days before

I had known the truth. Papa's horse farm and all his horses. They weren't for riding. He kept and cared for them for one sole reason. Thinking back on it I can't believe I

missed out on such a huge opportunity - horse glue was the new thing! I immediately leapt to Papa and begged him to let me into the business while the going was still good. He

refused to hire me 'cause I, his own offspring, didn't take enough extracurriculars in high school. Sorry I'm focused and dedicated to the work, Papa. So I boycotted his horse glue

which was top of the line, and used a knockoff brand instead when adhering the cross beams to the main structure for the base of the Olympic medals presentation stand. Guam had won

50 gold medals in the sky diving event, all of which they won during the 1966 summer Olympics. As he was reminiscing, the base started to crack and the gold medals started falling.

"its been a pleasure serving with you all" the chef de mission addressed the athletes as he disappeared in a deluge of medals. Beneath him the base gave away and the athletes cried

because he had been the only chef who'd gone undetected in lacing their protein bars with the steroids they'd truly needed to win all those medals. He defected and now was Chinese