Mr. Henry's history class was very popular

Mr. Henry's history class was very popular because of the period costume banquet that served as final exam. King Henry's feast featured roast pig, a jester, & a mock beheading but

like seven of them. The Principal had finally caved to parent demands and came down hard on Mr. Henry. "Look enough with this grisly medieval stuff!" But Mr. Henry felt his sword

's spirit within him. It spoke to him. It said: "Cleave him, Walt. Render his pitiful body lame with my mighty blade." Mr. Henry took a wild swing at the Principal but missed, and

the Principal reciprocated by summoning the mighty spirit of the Honey Badger. He transformed into the Godlike creature, and glared in disgust at Walt's wilted sword. "I don't give

Nose and all, Walt hid in the bushes, pretending to be dead. He found some ants and ate them, he was so hungry. The glorious Honey Badger went home with a dead bird for his kids.

When the coast was clear, Walt ventured out of the bushes. The ants were biting back. As he dusted himself off, he demanded to know who had invited Honey Badger onto the set.

"Aye that'd be me." said Long John Silver as he hobbled out of the shadows on his peg leg. The honey badger licked the last of the ants off his lips and jumped into John's arms.

John was not surprised since the honey badger had always liked him. Although John had always been attracted to him, he wasn't very fond of the idea that the badger just ate ants.

"Your just an antetarian? I can't do it I can't live on only ants!" "It's all right John. You don't have to, little morsel. Come closer I want to nibble your antenna dear."