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Romeo y Julieta son una pareja

  • Romeo y Julieta son una pareja
  • de cigarro manufactureras del pais
  • . Well, that made sense since I was in Cuba. If they knew how to make cigars, it would be here, cigar Eldorado. I knocked on the door of what I'd assumed to be the cigar factory an
  • d was surprised when an Oompa Loompa in a Panama suit opened it. "Err.. isn't this a cigar factory?", I asked. He beckoned me in singing "Oompa Loompa doompety doo I've got another
  • dinosaur to give you" and then he bowed and proceeded to jump into a vat of blue acid which was
  • actually just propulsion gel. He was suddenly moving so fast that he couldn't control his movements. He managed to climb out of the vat. He started running from the dinosaur.
  • The dinosaur looked at him and opened his mouth. The man felt fear and trembling legs. After minutes of panic he turned his body and ran away.
  • Safely back in the time travel/body snatching experimental chamber the professor recorded his notes. Another success. The next trial was taking over King Henry VIII's body. Zzap!
  • When the professor came to, he realized he pushed the wrong button in the time travel/bodysnatching chamber & ended up in bed with...his grandmother!! Unable to return to his own
  • home, his blind deaf grandmother freakishly tried to seduce him. This scared him for life.
Started
2011-12-02 05:02:17
Finished
2013-02-04 17:31:53

4 Comments

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    PurpleProf Feb 04 2013 @ 18:19

    Maybe he is his own grandfather?
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    Lithium Feb 05 2013 @ 12:57

    @PurpleProf- major plot twist there!
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    PurpleProf Feb 05 2013 @ 16:06

    Lithium, I know...gosh...sometimes I just wonder where all this psychosis comes from.
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    Lithium Feb 05 2013 @ 17:03

    xD

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