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He liked to lead a story with description

  • He liked to lead a story with description of people from his life. True descriptions. It was one way he could actually say the truth about them without them ever finding out.
  • He finally figured out how he could put his passive aggressive tendencies to use in a forum that he would find amusing. On Folding Story, he could get other people to make fun,
  • of people who could recite more star wars quotes than him, guys who played Sims, and anyone who thought Big Bang Theory was cool. Not only did he find release but his master plan t
  • o engage in coitus one day was finally in motion. One of the guys in the group had a sister who had a friend who was known to engage in coitus all the time. All he had to do
  • was turn down the lights and set his wand to "disrobe only". This girl was into some hardcore LARPing. So I'm told. She also thought that finishing in 45 seconds was awesome and
  • that back acne was an aphrodisiac. In fact, it was like she was made for him. While she slept, he looked closely at her heel with a magnifying glass. Yep, there it was, the
  • mark of a Ming dynasty craftsman. His wife could be original - worth a fortune. Made back in the day when the Chinese knew how to make porcelain rather than just everything. He
  • needed to create a giant tower of fragile vases and champagne glasses. His only hope would be to seek advice from the Jenga Master who lived outside Manchuria
  • He texted the Manchurian Jenga Master: "Building glass tower. How?" A mere 32.17 minutes later, he had a perfect glass tower built. A crowd gathered to admire his masterpiece. What
  • a tragedy it was, then, that an albatross from another story should fly in & damage itself against one of the more precarious glass slabs. Contractors were too scared to repair it.
Started
2012-06-08 22:45:16
Finished
2013-03-01 17:38:24

4 Comments

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    Zetawilk Mar 01 2013 @ 17:39

    Moral of the story (a two-parter): Practicality should drive sentimentality. Don't put the cart before the horse.
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    PurpleProf Mar 01 2013 @ 21:07

    So what's the problem with Big Bang Theory?
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    Zetawilk Mar 01 2013 @ 21:36

    It's modern, and geek chic is clearly hipster exploitation of contemporary in-group-out-group demographics.
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    Zetawilk Mar 02 2013 @ 00:38

    I like the Sims. I just hate EA's sloppy coding and poor planning.

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