Q: Let's start with some basics, shall we,

Q: Let's start with some basics, shall we, so that we can get to know each other better, okay? What did you do today when you left the house?

A: I didn't actually leave the house. I was sitting on the can when a visiting python bit my trouser snake. Q: Lets look at from his point of view. If you were a snake swimming

I gasped as the human before me gazed at me. Should I bite this human? Or should I let it go? Would it kill me? It had ugly brown hair, and seemed to me a male in my opinion.

I hissed to no effect. The human's eyes were menacing, full of malice, predatory. Predator. This cannot be! I must leave!

I run, terrified. I had always been afraid of humans, but this one looked like it really wanted to eat me. His teeth were jagged and yellow and drool dribbled down his chin.

taking a piss on several seemingly deadly mushrooms. The suddenly I heard something crack. I looked down to find that the cat was squashed, its bones sticking out of its black body

But it sprang back to life after the Cats Union rescued it. One cat was a doctor who knew how mean humans can be. Zeus had a birthday party with the rest of his pride afterwards.

After a few too many cups of catnip tea, the cats sat around in a circle, staring into space, purring, and trying to snap each other with their tails without anyone seeing.

They were all meditating on the famous zen meowan "what is the sound of one tail clapping?". The purpose of the meowan is to have you the Reader meditate with them about your tail.