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yer.. Silence on the other end... The waiting game... Susan spoke. "Sugar and spice. I'm Janet Weiss. Yes I am. So very nice. How may I make your dreams a reality?" -
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"Holy Bat-meltdown! What's wrong, Bruce? You look so downtrodden and defeated! Cheer up, my gallant friend. Here is the rest of the funny pages. Look, there's Dagwood there's Garfi
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"But then...what is real, Henry?", exclaimed Zokna, the pirate Squid, taking a moment to look up from his buried treasure. "We all have creators, even you.."
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"A whore?!" spat Tony in disbelief, his face a crumpled craggy mess of utter disgust and shock. "That whore is your mother, you swine from my loins! How dare you
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"That was actually a profound thought coming from old Mick. He's the wisest of us, surely. Note the beard. It's a dead giveaway." Mick sulked in a way that said
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hit the mall food court and eat at a Sbarro's? It's a damn disgrace. But still, the money talks...and that's what I was listening to in those days.
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Somehow granted the ability to speak, it sparked and fizzed while creating an opening slit in the center of its disk. "Vaughnnnnn. I see youuu. Come out!"
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being as they say scandalous with Spanky. The agents put the bracelets on Stymie's wrists, and somehow that wasn't what upset him most. He attempted to show them the secret signal
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"Spoiled, rawwwwr. We love a good rancid pie!", shrieked Lobsterman, who as you can imagine, was ready for toppings that didn't include any of his relatives.
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I pasted her picture with my trusty gluestick. I've had it for several years. It had one sole purpose, and once I've healed the victim, the picture goes in the book.
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What's more he was wearing wizard pajamas and touting red rope licorice in both hands. Clearly this was not the man we were meant to visit tonight. Nevermind that the pjs were
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"No really, Clancy, pick the sword. It's right there by your left foot. Be careful. It's alive. It knows where we're going next. No you can't ask it for wishes."
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You're not real and you two are only here for moments at a time and then vanish. Like bubbles popping. I don't know anything. I don't feel anything. I'm barely here myself.
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Professor Simon looked at me like I had three heads all wearing half moon glasses and pondering away. "So, what you're saying essentially is, time is three cups of coffee, Linda?"
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Big mistake. Yes, it needed air to survive. But for some unknown reason fury had found its way into the fish's lungs, giving it strength and agility and enough oxygen to leap out
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A sob caught in my throat. I considered the vastness of the void. It was as if I sent words into an endless starving sentient cave, naïve of the ripple caused. Heaving sigh. No.
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a self contained backyard forest was borderline absurdist, and yet, Otto had quite the green..thumb. It was as if he were a plant whisperer; knowing just what to say to coax life
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and letting loose with a spirited rendition of "Fling Me Around The Barn and Call Me Bertha" with a rousing yodeling finish. Some were less than impressed. Not me. I cheered loudly
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The idea of his gray beard and the old chicken roasters establishment made him feel wistfully nostalgic for a simpler time when he wasn't in the sky being shot at. Memories.
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ller and a former sous chef, he knew precisely the angle with which to squeeze him, causing the cheese to form into a dairy brick and knock out the delivery man approaching...