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Although I never was any good at fighting. At school they used to call me the Greek Mayweather. A cruel, sarcastic taunt -
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Those glasses were sure as hell helping. He didn't even have to blink anymore! All that was needed to put on the glasses and you could
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David Walliams performing and ear - piercing impression of Madonna. After the 'song' was finished I heard some dreadful news; this was on ITV-which meant the adverts were starting!
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Number was put into my phone the police tracked me down and my life on the run had begun. I contacted her and said
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And that's when doggy danger got mad. He chased after Buttercup, the poor incident cat until he got board and decided she wasn't worth the hassle.
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A competition once, it was outside and we were shooting the breeze. Until the F.B.I came and caught frosty the slush monster but luckily zombie Santa ran away to start a new life.
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Farted. He was most proud of the sound and smell. He ran into the barn that the golem had opened for him and kindly said thank you
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"Vere is ze food, mesuire café man?" The French owner stroked his moustache, and then shaved it off! He didn't like the pattern of the hairs, but most of all he had a urgent
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for which I came rolling out the other end of the machine! This is an outrage!! Unexceptional I said, standing up, and dusting myself down
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She was happy before everybody unfollowed her profile. Oh poo! It was still a lipsmackin burger. Wow tasty burger or what
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So the next day I found myself berried underground with a tomb stone which said not a worthy sacrifice
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Butter and light butters difference I wondered? But there was no time to think about that now. I stabbed the captain and made him fill the hole. So he stuck I used the butter
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You playing at. Don't you know a man and his expresso machine are quite close and went everywhere together, banging and making such a noise that Mr Deft snake heard
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She and Timmy blew away far into the humid horizon. Fred, having just sneezed was quite happy at the prospect of having the house to himself and went upstairs to fetch a tissue
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I am a silly sausage aren't I! From now on I shall be know as Shaun and second name Sheep! Let's see how those human losers like me now, ha ha ha ha he laughed randomly
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Shook her very foundations of her brick house. "Gosh!" She said startled, "did I leave the lawn mower on?" There was such a visible movement that
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strawberry chocolates made him to round to fight villeins like he use to. The last time he tried he rolled into a brick wall. And that was why the city became overrun with crime.
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had ignored me for months after that one. I wanted her to be an underachiever, a proud underachiever like myself her proud
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black eye. Ninja Pope had karate like dance moves. Lazurus had a chocolate stuffed under his nose, but somehow it didn't taste as good as usual, especially after
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Only to watch the famous toy crash into the moon. Fortunately, this was only a minor setback and awkwardly anounsed "I'm all right everyone" and with that