Finished Folds (21—34)
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4deep down, he had become attached to the rotting corpses and didn't have the will to throw his preciouses away. So he kept the rats on top of his desk, sometimes talking to them.
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1"WHY ARE THERE KITTENS IN MY BATHROOM?!?"
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3I dropped the pillow on my bed and slammed my head onto it. I seriously can't keep my eyes open any longer. The neurotoxin was getting to me faster than I thought.
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0How to cure an anemic dolphin: First, take the dolphin and
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5The doctor looked at me. He took off his glasses and started to bite on the end. "You have..." he paused for a moment. "You have...zombie cancer."
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1talked for what seemed like hours and I finally see them shake hands in agreement. I was so relieved. Just when I thought it was over, all hell broke loose. Kittens began to
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3for the Tank was getting closer. What do you do at a time like this? Man, how should I know? Anyways, it was getting too close for comfort. I jumped into a pit and landed on some
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5I could smell the sweat coming off the employee's clothes and aprons. They were covered in flour and a mysterious brown powder, which turned out to be just
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7"Let the penguin boxing match begin," said the announcer. Everyone in the audience cheered. The penguins squawked in confusion as they were put into the ring. "And...FIGHT!"
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1her days in the war. She didn't know when it would have been useful until this moment. She was about to start the process but then a monkey looking hobo jumps at her and
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2"I am about to show you something magnificent," the large mustached man yelled. The audience was waiting in anticipation. But then, the mustached man puked a rainbow of bile hues.
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4into a type of onion creature. There was nothing we could have done to stop them from doing it. It had to be done, I suppose, in the end of everything...
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4"...Now this is different," I said. Tiny little bumps were beginning to form on my knuckles. The weird thing was, that they were a sickly green color. "Wonder how this happened..."
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3morning coffee I left out just for him. He smiled as he was given the cold beverage, and deep down, I smiled too. It was getting late. I began to pack my stuff and go to the diner.