The doctor looked at me. He took off his

Needless to say, I got a second opinion. I went to the Mayo clinics Zombynosis ward. Dr. Romero ordered a brain scan & confirmed the diagnosis. "We start experimental chemotherapy

but then never finished it. We basically lagged and well..." Sighed Dr. Romero, then drank some adrenaline he'd taken from a cabby. "I'm awake! Wow! Woohoo!" he shouted

to himself. Then a newb entered the L4D4 lobby. "ne hot chix/" he asked. Dr. Romero's zombified squad tried to warn of the lag spikes, but it was too late. blnk182dawg got bit by

The Zika infected mosquito. That was, in June 2016, the disease of the month. And just in time for the Rio Olympics. Not an auspicious start to what were to be the strangest games

ever. The first was the '50 Yard Itch' where the athletes ran through a huge swarm of mosquitos and the one with the least welts won. There was a lot of arguing about what constitu

ted a mosquito welt from any other blemish. Obviously, some athletes have terrible acne from all the steroids. Anyway, after the '50 Yard Itch,' there was the Towel Butt Slap

Incident, which led to an escalation of tensions between nations and eventually led to World War 3. Not much of the planet is left to remember how it all went down, but some say

things that they heard in the roots of some trees. Something about Autotune but the priests claim they can not decipher the strange 5D encryption key. We just no longer have that

kind of ability anymore, especially if it was in a strange, archaic language. But once they found the relic, they realized the planet had once belonged to another race: the humans.