Finished Folds (1—20)
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3Her heart sank on viewing the photo of her ex boyfriend tagged along with her best friend on Facebook. Him doing shots off her belly button, her with a look of flushed glee.
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5but how could she have predicted the camping trip would turn into such a disaster! Samantha wished there was a way she could have saved the cross-country team from
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3I had been dreaming of this moment ever since I was a child. Years I had worked to get to where I was to day, and now the moment was finally here. I was finally going to be
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4Only a fool would attempt such a dangerous heist, and only a fool would succeed. I decided to abandon the idea. Cocaine and blowjobs would have to wait. Right now I was on my way
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2As Ponzi lay choking blood on his cell floor I spat on him. "You're lucky I'm not into guys!" I grinned. "They don't call me Rape Raul for nothing!" I returned to my cell laughing
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6lttrs were disperng fstr thn I cld wrt thm I hd to do smthng before thy vnsd altogthr... qik 2 th typwrtr...
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0They always had excuses, but I knew that's all they were. Excuses. Excuses that filled me with loneliness. All I wanted was some sort of response. Some kind of human contact.
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5deftly across the room pinning the ostrich against the wall. He then fitted the ostrich with a fabulous pair of Doc Martins that really set off its eyes.
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5straps tightening around my wrist. The Timekeeper had come to claim me at last. No amount of reckless behaviour was going to save me from the all seeing eye of the Ministry of Time
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6which he had earlier spoken of. The Fat Lion wasn't really that bothered, he had faced mines like those before and had even made himself a tidy sum from smuggled diamonds.
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4The battle raged on. The quiet animal rights protest had turned from peaceful to a bloodbath. In the end only a single PETA member remained, raising her placard high in triumph.
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2She simply stared wide eyed at the animal hanging from the ceiling, now split open. She lowered the baseball bat and gave a slow grin. She was going to eat till she was sick!
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4"I'm here!" the scruffy man replied. "Goddamit, what have you gotten me into this time?" Ryan simply smiled and beckoned the man towards the now vacant airline check-in desk.
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6Only Sim0n the android maintained his composure. He shook the commander. "Snap out of it, we need to get this ship under control or it'll head straight for the asteroid belt. We'll
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5It's easy to fuck a stranger. It's fucking someone you love that's hard. The slow boring grind of bringing pleasure to someone out of obligation. He knew he shouldn't but
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5The unicorn knew he wouldn't last long without a heart, but he had given it to the Marshmallow King in the hope that it would save the universe. He could never have predicted that
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5I had slept with him despite knowing his boyfriend would not approve. His boyfriend was boring, and I was hot. That was all that mattered, surely?
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7didn't bother him, even on the bumpiest of rides. All that was needed for happiness was the feel of the road beneath his two wheels and the wind through his bristly moustache.
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2The public were not, however so easily swayed. The clone of the former Prime Minister may have been new and improved, but his left leaning ideals still remained as did his
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4week at the pub. Tony and Cornelius would have a couple pints on the Friday and start arguing over which country had the largest population or how many species of animal