Finished Folds (21—40)
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2The hand sent him to another dimension made of utter despair. There he met Keanu Reeves, who was busy gathering signs to overthrow the capitalistic overlords of the
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2I restlessly measured the room with my steps while trying to gather my thoughts about the situation. I couldn't gaze at the mirror, oh no. My Doppelganger stood there, mocking me
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3her to the ball. Everyone was amazed by his partner's silent majesty and rock solid composure. He gloated as no one could see behind her façade
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2Pazuzu, the demon king, standing above all the other cryptids in the room. They seemed to draw nourishment from his presence alone. I loaded the shotgun and aimed
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4and taken by an aging lady buying some groceries. Mr. Klepto cried in pain holding his wrist, but the old lady was partly deaf and headed home to cook her infamous peach soup
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2and even my bed sometimes. Of the many furry critters that lived with me, Mr.Bobkins was the most special. He used to produce bubbles from his whiskers that I liked to inhale
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10the narrow passage on the ceiling, trying to escape. The female zombies bellowed beneath him as he crawled towards freedom, until he felt a bony hand grasp his boot
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6bellybutton, futilely trying to hide it from our concerned stares. We shook our heads slowly at the sight: we knew she would never be the same after that night.
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4impregnated the cheap wood of the platform, slowly coloring it a peculiar vermilion color. If only the barbarians didn't steal all the axes, the poor fellow wouldn't have suffered
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3Little Trotsky, the Varsovian mime. He survived by playing dead with a fake rope around his neck, his body camouflaged by the black and white tapestry hanging from the walls.
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4as fast as they could to the exit of Dracula's mansion, but they found it barred by a vampirized version of John Belushi in Animal House, as well as the rest of his fraternity
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3When the contest began I realized the tragic mistake I made. Everyone but me was dressed as a butcher and with good reason: all the turkeys we had to eat were alive and well
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5ie the gnomes, which everyone knows they make the best slaves. Fortunately that day there was a discount at Penny's. I entered the store with my cart and looked for the right aisle
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2him happily, oblivous of the horror he brought upon us. My undead evil twin emitted a piercing growl and decapitated the Trosky statue, flinging its head in my direction. The dog
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5neurotransmittors. The audience looked perplexed as the exhibition progressed, no one brave enough to interrupt to ask questions and reveal their complete ignorance on the matter
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4After all, spending your non-life on the bottom of a lake becomes awfully boring very quickly. Jason swam to the surface, and dragged a girl out of her boat in order to steal it.
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1to the aardvark. The small animal stopped in its tracks and wiggled its long ears at me in a curious gesture. I tentatively tried to reach him with my hand, not knowing that
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3danse macabre, accompanying me through this mystic voyage of Death I was creating. After many hours the drugs subsided and I woke up in an alley. My limbs were aching and
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2n altar dedicated to the ancient greek deity Nemesis,with the right offer I would certainly get the right means to have my revenge against the evil one who wanted to kill my family
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1No it just makes me feel like my toes are tingling" the motor oil and meth consumer replied. "Where are you hiding the good stuff?" "Relax, we have only just begun" I said