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I ran like my life depended on it. I was suddenly regretting skipping gym all those years. I reached the car and yanked it open, but they had already caught up to me and were going -
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for you. she fixed my hair with a wave of her wand, but something malfunctioned and the carraige we were in disappeared into thin air, I screamed as we fell to the ground, but she
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's monster burst into tears. he had just lost his truest friend. he grabbed his creator's neck and snapped it off, then decided he would go on a killing spree to avenge the
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TV. Jonathan always had been a jerk, but he seemed to get worse. He pulled out his gun, cocked it, and decided Jonathan was gonna get it,
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phone and call up the pizza place. when it arrives, I discover that the pizza is vomit flavoured too. I throw up on it and decide that I'd go out for dinner to
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Lady Boogers slapped him, then walked out furiously. She was going to find her husband. She knew he wasn't dead, all she had to do was look in the one place she knew he would
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Pleased with the fantastic drawing of myself, I decided to sell it on Ebay. Nobody bought it. Someone said I was ugly.
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They went home and sat around in a circle, trying to decide their next moves. "Let's send them a postcard," Someone said. Everyone looked at the person. "Good idea," They said. "We
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o make a wide variety of meals. Bucky the chimp was all too happy to make this food and one day dreamed of entering a cooking show.
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kids. Buh nobody understood me. I'm such uh truhbled soul, yuh know. Ah got no friends, 'cause ain't noobody got time to smoke Doritos in the wintah.
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Stupid sent a message to the scientists about the results of the election, but he misspelled election as erectiom, which led to some verys serious questions.
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After she downed it, she snuck inside her parent's house and swigged two bottles of red wine. The dark crimson liquid dripping down her lip didn't look much like wine, though.
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He screamed. He was terrified of bench presses. Everyone looked at him, surprised. When he would not stop screaming, they had to throw him out.
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me. I laughed and they glared. Mom, who was waving, accidentally pused my sister, who fell on the sidewalk and broke her nose and ribs. The paramedics were not happy at all.
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bacon. "I'm vegan," I said, but he said he apologized for Alan's death. I told him I didn't care that much and Dr Caligari grinned. "Okay, wanna get some fish and chips later?"
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didn't do anything. Laramie was disappointed. She wanted a new member for the gang. She went to get some sponge cake, but Sarah had finished it. She threw the plant at her angrily.
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without even flinching. Disappointed, started doing the tango with him. He still didn't blink. I growled and threatened to punch him in the face if he didn't blink. Now my knuckles
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them as they bounded inside to eat eggs and fish for dinner. But when they went in, there were no eggs or fish to be found. "Alas!" Evil Doll said, waving its laser around.
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in response. She glared at it. "You were supposed to sing alongh, you idiot!" It lowered its head sadly. She rolled her eyes. Owls were so useless at times. Should she get another
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kill him at any moment. The little man jumped up and down, laughing demonically. He sighed and turned away, but the little man had latched himself on to him with his teeth.