Finished Folds (221—240)
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3permanently stained the color of a Cheezit. I dug it, but it was hurting her traffic on youporn and we needed that income because the cheese jonesing was getting worse. Last week
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2Paul Harvey was welcoming him, beckoning him to follow the light with the promise of heaven. In the background, far away, he could hear the sound of a flatlined monitor. He rose
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4beans. It was a night long remembered, especially the part when we got out the matches and started talking about lighting some of my "exhaust". By the time the police had
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0on the band of his hat and his hands were steady. He continued to lead the Realtor (R) through the house, pointing out the bidet. Unfortunately, that was when
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6cool down my reactor (if you know what I mean). I ladled the cold beans into the damaged vessel, The flow stopped and I leaned towards her, brushing back the front of my mullet.
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4fur (yes, fur) from the hem of her skirt to the top of her Chuck Taylor high-tops was his high school bete-noir. When she wore the low cut blouse, he would hide
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2Gilligan was eternal, the Messiah of the Minnow. Ginger, who knew she would never be forgiven, stood silently with the others as the sun set behind the palms.
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3he had to kick back 25% of the oil revenues, through a secret bank account in the Bahamas. He wasn't told what the money would go for, but suspected it had something to do with
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1Randy, always the joker, replied "Yes, I do. I also see pepper." Let me live, I prayed, let me live. Randy sprinkled me with the sal de mer as I saw myself from above. I was done.
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2the expected question and got the expected answer. "Carefully."
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2This was no time to be negative, he thought. In the beginning was the word. And at the end, just that one thought. The universe collapsed on itself, time enfolded itself. Rebirth.
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4I finalized the design for erotic socks -- a silk and cotton blend -- that would make any man hard just thinking about them. Success was within
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5stifled a scream. Carl swung the banjo, administering the coup de grace. June's eyes were wide with fear and a puddle was forming by her feat. They had to leave, quickly. He
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4of the many princes who had the same red hair and pink eyes of his father. I sipped my bourbon and thought about the pillow I held in my hand. Just a minute of struggle and he'd
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3We would have made it onto the last ship to leave, but she said she had to pee. Now, we were marooned on the island as the
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4"I have a Groupon!" Again, I showed my print out to the manager, but the goons had me by the collar and belt and I was being dragged to the door. This was
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4She pulled at my arm, dragging me onto the dance floor. Over the music, I shouted "I haven't had enough to drink to do this." She smiled and said something I couldn't hear. We
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2With a trembling hand, I traced out the pentagram and press play on my iPod. The chant echoed through my parent's basement. My eyes went funny. I saw
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3in the car, as instructed. The pigs couldn't be trusted. "No police," they said. I nodded, but my plan was set and I'd have my revenge.
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2the TiVo remote and turned to Gore. "Who thinks up this shit, Al? Why am I a character at all?" Gore, of course, knew better. "Joe," he began, "you have to understand that